If you were in jail and.....

[wiesman02]

So answer this scenario:

Big black 6'8 Bubba, that weights 300 lbs, is lucky enough to get you as a cell mate. He's all happy. You just got booked for double murder and are in jail for life.

Bubba's got mad hook-ups. He can get u conjugal visits with pornstars 6 days a week but u need to service him once a week to complete the deal. He demands u take it in the ass once a week (his penis is of normal size and u get lube)

OR

you can refuse the deal, but Bubba will make u suck his dick once a week with no benefits b/c he's tall, black, and very strong.


What do u do ?

 

[themanej2001]

kill him... i'm in for double murder anyway

 

[kingbill]

Which one are you imagining me doing? you big homo

 

[RobFunk]

We ask ourselves a lot of hypothetical questions in life.

But why would you ask yourself something like that?!

 

[wiesman02]

We ask ourselves a lot of hypothetical questions in life.

But why would you ask yourself something like that?!

My avatar, Taylor Rain forced me to ask this, i swear :lolBIG:

 

[tkim11]

My ass it is. Just have to hope he doesnt rip anything. Blow job is way too fucken personal. After my anal gift, I can give the pornstar a gift as well.

 

[RobFunk]

My avatar, Taylor Rain forced me to ask this, i swear :lolBIG:

I cant watch porno anymore. You know that dark brown skin around the dooty hole? That means they have had it there. I saw one the other day that was like 3 inches across. My god, that freaked me out.

 

[MonkeyMentos]

My god, that freaked me out.

And now you have company, thanksalot!
:scared::scared::scared:

 

[RobFunk]

MonkeyMentos, speaking of Mentos. You know if you drop a mentos in a bottle of diet coke that shit will shoot up like a volcano. I want to try it out.

Maybe I could shoot a video of it and post it here.

 

[jimmyk+]

MonkeyMentos, speaking of Mentos. You know if you drop a mentos in a bottle of diet coke that shit will shoot up like a volcano. I want to try it out.

Maybe I could shoot a video of it and post it here.

did it after seeing it on MYTHBUSTERS ...........works every time and is actually pretty impressive , shit shoots like six feet ..........

 

[RobFunk]

did it after seeing it on MYTHBUSTERS ...........works every time and is actually pretty impressive , shit shoots like six feet ..........

Thats cool. I have to do it once just to say I did.

These guys got carried away:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2671683668688745608&

 

[MonkeyMentos]

Drop the mentos in, seal the top as quick and hard as you can (have to be quick), then run like that guy in jail is coming after you for his 'payment.'

That's a jk, don't try that. Shit go boom if you're quick enough, big boom, and I don't need no knock on my door from the local constable.

 

[2PLAYSMAX]

So answer this scenario:

Big black 6'8 Bubba, that weights 300 lbs, is lucky enough to get you as a cell mate. He's all happy. You just got booked for double murder and are in jail for life.

Bubba's got mad hook-ups. He can get u conjugal visits with pornstars 6 days a week but u need to service him once a week to complete the deal. He demands u take it in the ass once a week (his penis is of normal size and u get lube)

OR

you can refuse the deal, but Bubba will make u suck his dick once a week with no benefits b/c he's tall, black, and very strong.


What do u do ?

And I take a quote from 40 year old virgin






"You know how I know You're Gay."

 

[Alamorich]

I am in for double murder....I am one bad mother ******..Bubba is sucking my dick or I cut his fucking throat while he sleeps. No if I am doing time for tax fraud then guess I am Bubba's bitch.

 

[5teamparlay]

Reminds Me Of The Movie Edmund.

 

[kidslick]

what happens if you ate like 12 of the mento's

then drank half a gallon of soda.........:drink::drink:

 

[joeyfitzclick]

If I were head mod for a day I'd pass a RR law that allowed threads like this to disappear, and the author put on post review for blatant gayness.

 

[jay6s]

If I were head mod for a day I'd pass a RR law that allowed threads like this to disappear, and the author put on post review for blatant gayness.

and ill back you up

 

[FalseDmitri]

it was an odd question to ponder, but getting him on post review? What's so bad about a dude being gay anyway? I'm sure there are numberous gay men among this forums' membership. I don't understand why someone else's sexual preferences bother you. Harboring some hidden same-sex desires are we? TWB, I bet you think its OK if Baranilla started a thread that included lesbian overtones?

 

[kingbill]

What's so bad about a dude being gay anyway?

Agreed, if it wasn't for the Man on Man Action that goes along with it I would Totally be gay. I mean you can't join the army, you always get to go out with the guys, nice shoes and good fashion sense, really you throw in a 6 pack and you've got a deal.